Due to the over-whelming success of my Lal Bagh ka Raja review, Swami G can’t but oblige to his followers’ requests, so here’s another poetic masterpiece. This review is especially dedicated to the Nakamura FPL Entourage. You know who you are so I am not naming any names. Or am I???
It was a humid July night,
Despite a dress code being agreed upon, Abhinoob’s T shirt was ridiculously tight,
The gang wanted to see off the NOOB in style
So a dinner plan at BBQ Nation was made; Akshay Rao was all smiles.
So we set out to the godforsaken suburbs of Pali Hill,
Getting to the restaurant was a little troublesome, but we made it and we were Thrilled,
A lengthy wait at the entrance, and we knew this was a fancy place,
Kaushal Vasa conveniently avoided the lavish dinner in the name of his GUJJU RACE,
The Menu was straight forward, an eat all you want Buffet,
At 600 bucks a head, it was a little expensive to pay;
They grill your starters right there on your table,
Its very easy to operate, unless you’re like our very own Darsheel – mentally unstable.
The drinks were extravagant and overpriced to say the least,
Akshay Hariharan was also in attendance, the man who lives a life of a priest,
It’s ironic that the “Man Free of all vices” was tempted by the catholic lust of the Borivali fast,
He’s finished 33rd two times already; I wonder how long this fruit punch sipping floozy will last?
The veg starters are not worth wasting an entire paragraph on,
But Akshay Rao will eat anything, from mushrooms to plain capsicum,
The man has always been a mystery, be it about his FPL team or his beloved Amby,
But as long as Nakamura Gatherings have food, he will be fine and dandy.
Now moving on to arguably the coolest guy in the group,
There was so much non veg to choose from, he was in a soup,
The Sheekh Kebabs were heavenly; the fish was cooked just right,
The others were just in awe of his voluptuous appetite.
Moving on to our CA Sahaab, who was just sitting there and watching us eat,
The only thing he has seen on TV are those mediocre Seinfeld repeats,
He’s done studying now, but he’s had the least fun in life out of us all,
And did I mention he’s a Short Fat-F**K, but who cares we were having a ball.
Even the legendary Van The Man took some time off to attend the dinner,
I must say all the stress of WIFA and Darpan Dalal, had made him thinner,
He didn’t appreciate the main course; he thought the Chinese was too bland,
And honestly the place was so loud; it would have been less noisy in Band Stand.
(And now coming to the guest of honour)
The Teen Angel and Barry together remind me of Abhishek and Ash,
But he was surprisingly low, both on morale and cash,
We assumed it was because it was his last meal with the Entourage,
Who knew all this nostalgia was for a certain Miss Bharadwaj.
He finally has a girl-friend now; Yes the 20 year curse is finally broken,
Fantasizing about her even “Chota Darsheel” has awoken,
The NOOB still doesn’t know how to eat with a Fork and Knife,
But here’s hoping this Paedophile has a good Love-life.
I’m sorry I forgot this review was about good food,
The desserts were so good; that even our fasting Jain went “Dude!!”
From Cheese cakes to novelty Gulab Jamuns it was a sweet overdose,
But a fitting end, to a wonderful evening I suppose.
(To sum up)
I really would come to BBQ nation only if I was a Hard Core Non-Veggie
They have a fixed menu for each day; but one thing is for sure you’ll come out of this place feeling heavy
The Desserts are just an added bonus to an awesome feast,
The butter chicken was awesome too, but stay away from the Rotis’ you will like it the least.
This review will not be complete without me asking those infamous words of our very own Teen Angel.
He is fighting new battles in Bengaluru now; but Barry and I are just relieved that we don’t have to pay for his food, drinks, conveyance, electronic appliances, storage devices and other expenses. So dear members of the Nakamura entourage, “How does it feel?”
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