Monday, July 11, 2011

HOOTER-RIFIC!!!

There are just way to many places to eat at in Vegas, so many choices – from eat all you want shrimp to a nice juicy steak, hell they even had a Tandoori diner. Needless to say, that diner wasn’t worth writing about. I did however manage to get my parents off my back and head to Hooters. Now as most of you would know, Hooters is a chain of restaurants all across America, serving typical American fast food like Buffalo Wings, Prime Ribs, Burgers, Beer etc. What’s so different about this place compared to any other American burger joint? Well the HOOTERS. Wow. The waitresses are dressed in lovely tank tops and the shortest of short pants. And they don’t mind you gawking at them, hell they actually encourage it and if you’re lucky they do a lil’ jiggle while getting your order. It takes you a good 5-10 minutes to get a hang of yourself and actually get to the menu and place your order. I must say the Hooter girls are way too nice, with their least polite comment being, “Can I get you anything Honey?” The restaurant is decorated expertly with tacky signs like “Bumps Ahead” and “It’s okay to stare”. There’s a bar and a proper seating area, but not to worry, the Hooter girls are there everywhere.



The food and beverages at Hooters are beyond belief and you get them at dirt cheap prices. 10,20 and even 50 pieces of Buffalo Wings with all the dip you want only ranging from 7-15 dollars a plate. Boneless too mind you. There is so much beer available in Hooters that you can’t possibly not have a glass. The ladies can get Margaritas for 5 dollars each, yes I saw a lot of families come down to Hooters for a nice meal. Personally if you want the complete Hooters experience you have to have the Bud Lights. Priced at a ridiculous 1.5 dollars a pint, you can tell your waitress to keep them coming. Apart from the Buffalo Wings, they have an insane amount of starters like Onion Rings, Shrimp, Chicken pieces with Bone, Nachos etc. They even have Mexican food at Hooters, but since I was dining alone, I had to be content with their Buffalo Wings. The main course is pretty straight forward, the only choices you have are between Burgers, Hot Dogs and Enchiladas and Fahitas. I was still reeling from the double burger I had at the Harley Davidson Café, still the Ham and Cheese was just too tempting. Served with loads of juicy bacon on a foot long bread, with an ample helping of coleslaw and cheesy dip and all the sauces in this world. Mustard, Mayo, Hot Sauce, they have got it all. Any burger in America is very filling cause they load it with lots and lots of meat. Still its totally worth the trouble, you can take your own sweet time eating at Hooters, the girls will keep checking on you every now and then, asking you for refills of beer or anything else. A lot of people say Hooters is the kind of place where only guys should go and eat, that’s not true. This is the perfect fast food place, it’s just MORE FUN for us guys. But I’d say you can go in a large group, that way you can try almost everything on the menu. And the more the people, the more girls will come and take a picture with you. Yes that’s easily the best part about Hooters, the girls are kind enough to allow them to take a picture with you. I only got the one girl, as I was eating alone, but groups of 4-5 guys can have a perfect picture taken with maybe all the girls. Still I’ve got no complaints here, GREAT food, GREAT ambience, absolutely loved the place.

I’ll sign off my saying this, The man who invented Hooters is either a brilliant visionary or just plain Horny, or maybe a bit of both, but on behalf of all the people in India, I would pray to god that he reads my blogs and sets up a few outlets in Bombay. Till then let me just look at these lovely pictures and reminisce. Thank you HOOTERS. 

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